Humor quotes

1. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
2. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin
3. Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
4. I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
5. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. -George Carlin
6. Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint. - Markus Herz